Ok ladies so some of you know...I have a crush on many a boys and I make it known to them, regularly. Don't judge me, I'm 27, I don't have time to play games! There is one boy in particular that I just love teasing - I pretty much live for it. Recently our ward had a Poetry Slam and so I whipped up this little gem in honor of my favorite victim. I totally came with another guy so that was hilarious and the subject didn't even end up showing which was very sad and even more hilarious that I performed it anyway. So basically, the poem left its mark and I thought ya'll might enjoy it. (yeah it would probably be a lot more funny if you knew him, so just imagine)
(originally performed 4/11/08 at the CW poetry slam)
Those golden locks catch my eye
Every time that Gee walks by
Spend some time and you’ll see
He can go on and on of fiscal policy
His hearty laugh makes me giggle
But touch him not for he'll just wiggle
True, his sandals are completely worn
And his pants, ridiculously torn
But that Gavin Gee is quite a man
Ladies, catch him if you can
I know, Dan Jones, we are on a date
And that kiss, you remember, was something great
But in my heart there will always be
A soft squishy spot for that Gavin Gee
And so my thoughts I just had to share
All because of that curly blond hair
THE END!
