A Lil' Red

Dear Red,
I am "interested" in a certain "someone" who will remain "name less". I really want to "sweep" this certain "someone" off of "their feet" for Valentines. But I "don't know" how to "go about it". What can "I" do?
"Unknown"

Dear Air Quoter,
For starters, you've got to stop "that" right now. Next, by "someone" I'm sure you mean me and I like sparkly jewelry. But let's be honest, Valentine's Day is not a holiday to mess around with so unless you're extremely clever (or she's completely smitten) sticking with the cliché is the only way to go. Plan on spending some cash and do your best to not blow "it".
Ring size 6,
Red

Intercourse pictures of us on the Internet. Scandalous!!!

Well, like I promised.. Here is a picture of Ry and I in "Intercourse".
I can't believe I am putting these on the Internet...Scandalous!!!

Mmmmm.....Diiiirrrrrttttttyyyyyyyy!